I just like how Aurora always claims he doesn't say his opinion is fact when he does it all the time. Sorry, I just can't stand elitists.
Here's the Real Answer (I Signed In, Just to Post This): Why is Enviro-Bear so good? - It's Not. In fact, it's so bad that it has become a popular thing to hype up so that others buy it and after trying to play that horrible thing once go, WHY THE F*** DID I JUST WASTE $.99 ON THAT PIECE OF S***?! - Well, because someone else recommended you to do so; the joke's on you. Really, it's only popular because of how bad it is, from the graphics to the gameplay to the concept (which is actually kind of funny but still). It's so undeniably crappy that it's good...for laughs that is. And that my friends, is my two cents of truth. Haha Keepin' It Real.
A Not Sarcastic Post (no, seriously!): You my friend, just had me literally rolling on the floor laughing from this post and the one before. This guy's better than Dane Cook...
That's not saying much. I haven't bought the game because of what's already been said. It's a joke. That's it.
Ok like honestly half the people say it's the crappiest game and the other half say itsthe best. Can somebody who's not biased give me a straightforward answer?
Here's an unbiased poll taken previously. Enjoy. http://forums.toucharcade.com/showthread.php?t=18274&highlight=enviro+bear