The Greedy Sponge - Promo Code Contest

What did one sponge says to his best friend?
"I like talking with you, you're so absorbing"

I was so shocked at what my friend the sponge said to me, it threw me for a luffa.

 

And another - did you hear about the elite German fighting sponges?

They're called the Luffa-waffe

 

One day, a little boy walked into his bathroom to find his mom taking a shower. He pointed to her bush and asked, “Hey mom, what’s that?”

The mom answered, “Oh, that’s my sponge.”

The little boy nodded and walked out of the bathroom. Later, the mom decided to shave her bush, but the little boy walked in again.

“Hey mom, where did your sponge go?”

“Oh, I lost it.”

“I’ll help you look for it then.”

Later, when the mom is watching TV, the little boy walks in.

“Hey, mom, I found your sponge. The lady next door has it and she’s wiping dad’s face with it.”

 

Thanks for the code!