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"Shoves a roll of toilet paper in Hardcoregamers mouth, shoves him off the hill into a bottomless pit, and puts on a hard hat and starts fortifying the hill so that noone else can come take it, INCLUDING digital defenses. Virus-B-Gone!*

 

Kijib comes and starts so many dumb threads everyone dies and he gets the hill.

 

*her spam defenses eradicate kijib before he can get close*

 

But hodapp comes and saves us by closing the threads.

 

Whats Hodapp got that i dont?

 

Admin power to close threads.

 

Hey, ill have you know my name is awesome. I bet you don't even know where i got it from

 

I have got the hill ! I got it when everyone was asleep. Stay back, i have a water gun. I also got something what makes it that no hardcoregamers can come near the hill.

 

I have the hill now. Just because I want it.

 

Actually hardcore won the hill a while back. We all caught a glimpse of his face and suffered a collapsed lung from laughing at it.

 

I have defenses up! sentries, barbed wire, anti-air, virus and spam protection... you arent getting anywhere near this hill! D:

Edit: Dangit! why did noone notice the part where i fortified the hill??

 

*Flies to the hill, realises there are no weeds, and leaves*

(Read my username if you don't understand)

 

Of course t here are no weeds, i pulled them all so that i could grow rice

 

Everyone put pot on the hill so hardcoregamer will go away because he will think he could die.

 

Noone is getting NEAR this hill! DX Get off my lawn, you dang whippersnappers! *shoots at Crazy and Shiz*

 

I heard the hill made complaints about the price of Canabalt so quite frankly, I want nothing to do with it.

 

hires many ninjas that sneak past all of your defences and kill [insert name here], disable your defences, let me in, and put the defences back up. I also release swine flew on everyone but me and my ninjas, i eat a burger and then i get 500 tanks with my infinate funds cheat. I also hire 20000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 snipers that shoot heads bring it

 

I dont believe it! I just got sacked by the Ninja Turtles! D: