Before onewithchaos took the pill, I traveled back in time and killed him, keeping only his brain which I put in a machine that is currently running him through his *reality* matrix-style. Also, DH, I'm not telling you where I hid them!
Dangit. And I desanitize the hill from where dorko took a dump. Nasty outkast. Just foul and improper.
Well technically you're all dead. And i've won. So since it got boring to win i went back in time before i even started fighting for the hill and gave it up. I'll just conquer the world and cure every disease/get rid of hunger in the world/ and have a good population control. Yup ill be the best ruler ever. you guys can have your hill
but see, i was able to build my time machine b/c of my pill. no way you can make one. And it was the only pill in existence, so cant take another one :\
Alright El Presidente. Let's see how you would fare as a ruler. If there was a terrorist hidden a crowd, how do you find him? Do you open fire on the crowd or use other means?
lol I should almost sig that. except you want to sanitize it. I already desanitized it with said dump. at least i get to keep my loot
It was the only pill you knew about, and you're already dead. Your brain is in a machine. There's no way out. It's under lock and key and I have the key. You are imagining all of this.
well technically i killed you first. You posted after me so i had already taken my pill and make time machine, by then i could just stop you from making your time machine which wouldnt even work since you dont know how to make one
[Kicks troll of the hill] Back to your regularly scheduled fighting. I am not enjoying this fun-ruining. Ture though
Runs to try and get the hill but falls over and hurts my elbow and starts crying and runs home to my mom .
BR made a mistake and accidentally gave me an invincibility pill and shot me with a potato pellet pistol. I pretend to die, but really dig a hole and get under the hill to polan revenge. After getting half done with my plan, I start to feel weird, then grow to a ginormous size, and then the hill is on top of my head. Because I am so big now, I can jump to the moon, which I did, but not before stealing all of the rockets and metal from the Earth so that no one can get to the moon. I stick the hill on top of the moon with Krazy Glue, and then name it hardcoregamer's hill. Aliens try to attack me and take over the hill, but because of my ginormous size, I squish them in between my fingers like ants. I control the moon and hardcoregamer's hill forever. I also blow up the Earth with weapons that I found on the moon, and I made sure that no one eascaped before the Earth's annimilation.
even though I'm not part of the hill battle I'll go ahead and rid you all of hardcore by deleting him from existence entirely since he wanted to destroy my earth. Now shoo away hardcore
I had already done the action of taking a pill. I left it secret on purpose so that I would not alert everyone to my actions. You have been dead for 10 years, even before the hill was disputed.
You were already annihilated with the Earth, and I made sure you didn't escape, and the remaining aliens I made my slaves to kill any invaders from other planets.
I'll end the game by destroying the hill, along with detonating the nuclear missile (which was actually 1,000,000,000,000 nuclear missiles and 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 hydrogen bombs strapped together) and destroying the Universe, all other dimensions, etc.
