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  1. yourofl10

    yourofl10 Well-Known Member

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    #21 yourofl10, Dec 19, 2009
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    While you took that pill, I put poison in the drink you used to have the pill. And I eqiup and armor that can never be damage (thus I can't be killed), and my health is regenerating always, and a shield around the hill that is inpeneratrable (spelling?) and no mind control of items can get passed. And no you can't go under the shield, there are indefinate number of mines down there that also regenerate. GAME OVER

    I win :)
     
  2. Kamazar

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    I call all of you nerds for thinking up video game scenarios. You cower back to your moms' basements, and I have the hill. My health is regenerating and my shield is impenetrable, jesus christ...
     
  3. AaronAMV

    AaronAMV Well-Known Member

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    WHO KNOWS
    I got the hill back because I am God.
     
  4. yourofl10

    yourofl10 Well-Known Member

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    I got the hill now, I have the same thing as before but I do not move (no mind tricks or control works either).

    There I win :)

    I think this will turn into spam before a while.
     
  5. DHrox

    DHrox Well-Known Member

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    [throws a spear at Aaron]

    "HE IS NOT A GOD!"

    Sorry, just had to do that.
     
  6. Brazilian Rider

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    Already took the pill that onewithchaos took and knew he was planning on killing his infant self, so he broke into DH's HQ and stole an infant clone embryo and replicated himself, adding a nuclear fusion reactor as the infant's stomach, which he surrounded in Aluminum Foil so onewithchaos would not notice. He then wen't back in time and hid his true self somewhere where he could train to be the Master of Time and Space, and replaced his infant-self with his real self.
     
  7. AaronAMV

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    I can't lose the hill, I'm God. |:
     
  8. onewithchaos

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    i dont drink my pills with water :confused:

    and in reality i have gone back in time and killed all of you. what you're all stating are just dreams you had before your existence was wiped out by me
     
  9. DHrox

    DHrox Well-Known Member

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    [uses awesome powers of awesomeness]

    I BANISH THEE! THOU HAST NO IMAGINATION!
     
  10. yourofl10

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    Then I have gone back in time before you with a different pill and killed you parents.
     
  11. Kamazar

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    You're nothing but a sentient program that thinks it exists. I click delete. ... that was kinda nerdy.
     
  12. onewithchaos

    onewithchaos Well-Known Member

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    but you're stating this after i already took my pill. And with my time machine i can just go back in time and kills you :confused: and since i know everything i know you switched embryos so i just went back and killed your family tree :D
     
  13. onewithchaos

    onewithchaos Well-Known Member

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    by now i have replicated...delete does nothing :)
     
  14. DHrox

    DHrox Well-Known Member

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    Alright, I send a Terminator back in time before you were born. Thus, I kill your parents and you were never born.
     
  15. onewithchaos

    onewithchaos Well-Known Member

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    but if i knew of this i just used my time machine to stop time first and just go back and killed your infant self, thus this didnt happen :p
     
  16. onewithchaos

    onewithchaos Well-Known Member

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    uh...again, i would know what you're doing so killing your family tree annihilates any threat against me before you even think of it :p

    ok i give. the way i worded it, i did just win

    *give up hill.....free for grabs

    i'll rather go and take over the world with my vast knowledge. you guys can have your hill
     
  17. Brazilian Rider

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    And I have gone back in time before you with a different pill and killed all of your parents, while then going to pre-time and hiding my parents.
     
  18. DHrox

    DHrox Well-Known Member

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    If it's pre-time...then where do you hide your parents?:confused:
     
  19. yourofl10

    yourofl10 Well-Known Member

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    Shit.....Umm.....I give my twin borther a message (in another country) to kill you in 2 years than take my DNA and clone me back to life. OWNED. I also killed every known person to you and your family tee so you can't come back to life and also burned your DNA.

    :D:)

    Wait, after looking it seems that it's not every one for them self....more so 1 on 1...
     
  20. Outkast1

    Outkast1 Well-Known Member

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    While all you guys are fighting over the hill, Outkast1 sneaks up the backside of the hill all the way to the top, takes a big dump on the hill, snickers at you guys, and walks back down to loot the bodies :D
     

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