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I take the hill, but then go to bed because it's 3:53am and let someone else take the hill.

 

He's just being modest, I ANNIHILATED him for control of the hill.

 

Sorry, but im back from my trip to mars, im reactivating my defenses and since you arent me, theyll all target you and blast you down. But dont worry, i dont want you off the hill yet. Your going to be my new hill minion, youll help me keep control of my hill, whether you like it or not, because im about to shove this mind control pill down your throat.

 

Ooh, shouldn't have said that you were about to do it, because now I just grabbed the pill before you could shove it down my throat, and I shoved it down yours. Now you are under my total control. Oh no! Mr Crazy is coming up on the horizon! Kill him Rankosao! Kill! Kill! Kill!

 

I fought out of Kunning's stomach, and took his heart with me, and he falls dead.
I then eat a god pill, and now I am invincible

 

I place a very "special" group consisting of TBN, kijib, Chibi-Zed, and maxim blanc (yeah, him) on the hill, therefore making it completely undesirable to the rest of the human race. I then feed each of them Bird Flu sandwiches. The hill is now mine.

 

I eat eggzbacon again, put my heart back in, and nuke the hill. Nobody gets it now. Plus, TBN, kijib, Chibi-Zed, maxim blanc, and Master619 (you forgot to put him in, he's Chibi-Zed's little brother and is 100X worse) are all dead. I contributed to the good of humanity.

 

I, the metrognome, teleport to the top of the hill and use the soothing power of music to stop the war.

 

I drop-kick the gnome down the hill, it is now mine

 

I stealthily slide up the hill and roundhouse kick the current owner in the neck. THE HILL IS NOW MINE!

 

WHile others do not know, the music gnome was a decoy
The real MetroGnome dug a tunnel under the hill and planted many explosives
I escape the tunnel and
3
2
1

 

Boom!

 

I was able to resist the explosion due to the fact I was in the air doing the roundhouse kick.

 

No one can kill me since i ate the god pill. I then kill all the inhabitants of the world. The End

 

You really just took an invisibility pill. I just splashed a bucket of water on you and it wore off. I kicked you down the hill and now I control it.

 

I cracked a egg on your head and put bacon around your neck and strangle you to you are dead.

 

I tell you to get off the hill and you run home crying like a little baby and I take total control over the hill.

 

BALLISTA READY!

fire!!!!!!!!!!!

 

I took the hill.