I was thinking the other day that I need more insults in the game. Everyone just loved the first one ; ) so I thought why don't you guys help me write them! You have to think like a cheesy little IT chump who has a god complex like the dude in hackers : ) He's really a hacker gone over to the security consultant side. I just used stuff that I thought was funny from playing shooters on XBox LIVE and/or stuff that fits the Nueromancer type theme. They also need to be short because they only come up for like 0.5 seconds. After a week I will put up a vote thread of all of the best ones and 4 to 12 of them will make it into the final game. So give me your best insults! Oh and I guess I should mention they have to be at least moderately clean. Well not clean exactly, just not over the top : ) se7en
you suck. U iz teh sux. Oh I'm sorry, were you playing, or did I just beat your grandma? Damn your dumb Well, that's all I got. They are terrible. I guess I'm just not in an insulting mood right now, check back later.
You kiss your mother with that mouth? You need deoterant, your game STINKS Wear a collar, you just got dogged!! Seriously, PRACTICE!!! Your grandma just turned over in her grave! Just walk away... You almost froze the game! hahaha i was bored..
I refer to this "error" all the time at work... iD10t (It's the old ID ten T error! - it stands for the "idiot" error and means the user is an idiot! Used when there is no error other than the user not having a f'n clue...)
Fr00b You suck that bad?!?!??!? Get a f**ken life. (apple will disallow that one I bet) NOOb Butt head Moron Sh*t head That's what I got. I have a dirty mouth
Well if you want some IT insults there's: Oh it's just a RTFM problem(read the f*cking manual) And: It's a problem with the eighth layer of networking. (eighth layer= you.) Is there a picture of a fruit on it? Have you tried turning it off and on again?
Haha nice. Keep it up! Arn - the original game over slate used to say "All your skill are weak" and people thought that I didn't take the time to check my grammar.... hahaha. I laughed about that for dayz!! They are all great so far but Epic PHAIL! is my personally favorite. ID 10 T was a good old school saying. I actually said it on a conference call to a room full of clients when one of them was being an ahole, haha. Its great to work into a sentence when they don't have the vaguest idea of what you are talking about. I am also very partial to "no one likes you" hahahaha, nice.
