Since I moved to appartement on the ninth floor, spiders are last of my worries City life got finally an advantage!
Ok what you do is slide a piece of paper under the trash can and lift the paper and trash can up and take it outside to release the spider. Once you let it go crush the bastard
Maybe I should take it and put it on sticks in a tribalistic fashion to serve as a warning for the other 8 legged bastards! >=)
Wikipedia and the many bites I have received over the years say otherwise. The venom results in a small, red, itchy lump. Next time, don't get your information from the Hypochondriac's Handbook. Fixed
Heck - how long do you want to wait before the spider dies? The spider can survive a long, long time without food!!!
Yea... that is true I mean the thing because of how large it is would just burn excess weight that could take a week... I guess if I soak the carpet with that home defense stuff around the bottle its under it could hopefully kill it... or lack of oxygen perhaps... I really want to get a picture of it but not if it is going to run and hide and wait for revenge lol.
Omg if that thing is a damn brown recluse I am either going to move or burn the damn place down because a spider that large means that there could be hundreds of them around the house...
WIN hahahahaah I am sorry to hear about your spider problem, but I have to admit: I have been lol'ing on this thread recalling past personal spider troubles. I usually just go for the shoe and destroy them. We did have this giant spider (unknown type) that avoided us in the backyard. We called it Bowser cause it was so ****ing giant... nothing we did killed it either (chemical-wise), and we could never find it. But it always f*cked with my grill. Bastard.
You better hope to f*ck it aint a brown recluse. My dad's coworker got bit by one and within days had a giant freaking volcano in his leg. That picture earlier showed what looked to be the aftermath.
Hmm sounds like a real boss haha "****ing with Booch138's grill (like a boss)" but I will figure out how to abominate (hah half minute hero reference) it before the day is over. If I have to smash the shite out of it I guess that is what it must come to...
Swords work pretty well if you are skilled with them. I won't lie, I have a Lord of the Rings replica of Boromir's sword that slayed a spider once. That thing is heavy as sh!t though...
Your spider is probably not a brown recluse because they don't go hunting... but they do like to live in bed sheets. Good night.
Haha thanks a lot... But I just got home so I soaked the carpet pretty good around it and now I am looking for my camera, I will give it a hour to kill it. (If it does) EDIT: but now that I think of it they started popping up more often since I bought these ultrasonic pest repellers so I wonder if I disturbed the badass spider (heheh Borderlands) from hiding...
The spiders are the least of your problems. It's at night when the Rakks start popping up that you have to watch out for. Don't f*ck with them. Simply give into their demands.
Heh I would sic Bloodwing on them damn dirty rakks! Then mow the rest down with a skullmasher. (Or trying to punch them as Brick is entertaining. )
