1) brain surgery for dummies book 2)my car keys. 3)Jimmy Hoffa 4)Mickey mantle rookie card. 5)a strip of black cats and a match. 6)the surgeons brand new iPhone 4 7)the dr.s engagement ring for his girlfriend. 8)a soiled baby diaper 9)2 Jack in the box tacos. 10)an open tube of Ben-gay. Ouch
The top ten funniest things to forget in someone's skull: 10. The scalpel you used to cut them open 9. A complete dvd box set of the Saw movies 8. A black hole 7. A Cherio 6. Brain Parasites 5. Pure Evil 4. The entire universe 3. Their mom 2. David Letterman and the number one funniest thing to forget in someone's skull is: 1. The list of the top ten funniest things to forget in someone's skull
10. Your glasses 9. Your hanky 8. Your pants 7. A squeeky clown nose 6. Your book on "How to Pick Up Chicks After Their Brain Surgery" 5. Alfalfa 4. The inflated balloon you were practicing the surgery with 3. "Brain Surgery for Dummies" book 2. iPod playing anything by Anne Murray 1. Duct tape
1. the Old Testament 2. Jerry Garcia's ashes 3. a penis pump 4. a Junior Mint! 5. the complete Ender's Game saga 6. a copy of Virtua Tennis for Dreamcast 7. Blind Faith's album 8. last night's homework 9. Weir/Wasserman Live album 10. The spliff I'm about to smoke
1. A battered and bruised copy of the Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy. 2. USB Charge Cable (always useful!) 3. £3.56 4. The last surviving copy of the Great Works of Shakespeare 5. An Iphone (of course) 6. 3 Month Xbox Live Gold Subscription 7. 4 and 1/2 toenail clippings 8. A pair of Cyan/Magenta 3-D Glasses 9. Subscription to Cat Fancier Magazine 10. Assorted Synapses
1. kazoo 2. used tissue 3. swiss army pocket knife 4. garage door opener 5. nail 6. toothbrush 7. dental floss 8. cockroach 9. pocket watch 10. drained battery
I guess some of mine were pretty good, good enough to be copied by multiple people. Seriously, use your own ideas people! Great lists so far though.
1. lost mate to a pair of socks 2. dust bunny from behind your couch 3. previously chewed squeaky dog toy 4. a Ceti Eel 5. pack of Pop Rocks 6. that word I suddenly forgot mid-sentence 7. winning lotto ticket 8. vacuum tube 9. insane ramblings of a Cthulhu worshipper 10. play-doh shaped into a brain
You know what its like, you give them a trim and the occasional errant one flies off into one of the fans of your computer. If I were you i'd be more concerned about the subscription to cat fancier!!
1. A remote control 2. A whistle 3. A alarm clock 4. A talking budgerigar 5. A yellow rubberduck 6. A cigar 7. A candle 8. A yo-yo 9. A paring knife 10. A smiley
1) a dwight shrute bobblehead 2) an iphone sim card ejector 3) the zippo that has served you faithfully for years 4) an inflatable pillow 5) nail clippers 6) your new 64gb class 10 sdhc card 7) your handy dandy doomsday button 8) a jimmy john's sandwich 9) your work swipe card 10) the key to a bus station locker
1) A six inch replica of the empire state building 2) a copy of How To Succeed In Business Without Really Trying 3) another skull 4) Robert Goulet's toupee 5) Madonna's pap smear 6) Mean Joe Greene's jockstrap 7) your winning lotto ticket 8) cybernetic superintelligent implants from the future but no battery for them 9) a Taco Bell Grande 10) a bang beat bell ringing big whole great go neck a' nothing rip roaring ever time a' bullseye salesman