Neurosurgery Journal: Ten funniest things to forget inside someone's skull Drilling though your fellow citizen's pia mater ain't as exiting as it used to be? You can spice things up with a litte creativity! Anyone can submit their list to qualify a free surgery pass plus a free copy of Psychoban! Here is Dr. Brainchild's starters list: 1-Your dead wife's car keys. 2-An authentic gold watch. 3-A fake gold watch. 4-Mismatching color contact lenses. 5-Bat droppings. 6-Two or more copies of “War and Peace” (Unabridged) 7-Snot 8-Toy casino chips (worth 15.000 grand) 9-A chinese pirate version of the Ipad. 10-All of the above in a single surgery. Check our facebook site for upcoming articles and contests!
It would be horrible to forget your iPhone in there! Your wallet ream of copy paper cookies to-do list mailbox key Little Golden Books: The Three Little Bears Cool Whip Lawnmower Gas Your dog or cat
Add the remaining six items, and you get a promocode for being the first one to apply!... however, we cannot offer you any free surgery at this time.
Ten funniest things to forget inside someone's skull: 1. where you live after you are drunk. 2. when you last first kiss your girlfriend who is now your wife (anniversary) 3. which bank account you hide from your wife and when she restrict all your money and you cannot access your secret account. 4. The names of your ex-gfs when your girlfriend wants to know your past relationships. 5. what is your mum's name 6. your identity card number or license number when you caught drunk driving 7. Not to say out your ex-gf name when you are sleeping with your gf. 8. when you last pee 9. how many wisdom tooth you have remaining. 10. when you last have your teeth checked when the dentist ask you "do you hate dentists?"
Some more things you can find: - a fried chicken leg (without barbecue sauce topping) - used toothbrush - a condom, not used yet - a goldfish, dead - a tablespoon, 1⁄2 U.S. fl oz - a justin bieber cd - a Walmart leaflet - a piece of paper with a strange cellphone number - a vuvuzela - a bottle of barbecue sauce (for the fried chicken leg) (and the eleventh and most strange thing: - Eli Hodapps glasses)
Ten things to forget inside someone's skull 1. when's your wife's birthday 2. to hide your "stash" before your friends come visit 3. your credit card 4. what a prepostional phrase is 5. staples 6. crayons 7. magnets 8. shotgun ammo 9. dead spiders 10. usb for a wireless mouse
1. Yours kids names 2. where you parked the car 3. which one of the twin guys is your boyfriend 4. wedding anniversary date 5. fyour own name 6. that you left your keys in your locked car 7. the paint is still wet 8. your social security number 9. your parent in-in-laws names 10. that your mother doesnt know you smoke cigarettes, and walk in the housewith a pack in your hand
- A light bulb that has never been turned on - 5 cans of a 6 pack - an elevator that can't stop at the top floor - A CFL that has never been turned on (we are becoming green) - a glass eye - a water faucet - an electric cord - battery to attach to the cord - a hamster running in his wheel - good and bad angels having it out I am loving the lists from above...
Or 1. a dried up marker 2. a shamWOW 3. a cookie 4. a barbie doll 5. a safety pin 6. a christian louboutin 7. a coin 8. sock 9. hair tie 10. a button
1. A copy of Brain Surgery for Dummies 2. Your finger 3. Someone else's brain! 4. The Mona Lisa 5. A list of the 10 funniest things to leave inside someone's skull 6. A pocket dictionary, medical edition 7. The winning lottery ticket 8. Your PHD in nuerosurgery 9. Your get out of jail free card 10. An iPod touch with only one thing on it, a copy of psychoban Hope those win me a code
here comes my list: 1-My ex-girlfriend 2-The new boyfriend of my ex-girlfriend 3-My brother 4-My psycologist 5-My drugs 6-The circus (with the clowns) 7-Spongebob 8-The top-secret document that reveals who shot to J.F.Kennedy 9-The Einstein's brain 10-Of course, a drink (beer, coke or whatelse...)
Another 10: 1) Your diary filled with your darkest secrets, including moments of psychosis 2) Your bank debit card, which you never bothered to sign 3) Your lucky coin, which you flip whenever you can't decide something 4) Your set of dentures, which no one knows you need 5) A pair earplugs, which you use whenever your wife tells you about her day 6) Your wedding ring, which you pretended to drop and forget; but when you started fearing the repercussions, you couldn't find it anyhow 7) Your sim card, which you took out of your phone so your wife couldn't call you (and your excuse is that the battery died). 8) Your list of busybody neighbors whom you think might be planning to off you. 9) Your prescription of Prozac, which you need to keep at bay those moments of psychosis 10) Your rimless glasses that you dropped and broke (which was why you couldn't find all the above in the first place)
10. Fish we had for dinner 9. Brett Favre's retirements papers 8. Baby Carlos from the Hangover 7. A nice juicy raw carrot 6. A condo.....m that was used recently 5. Rainbow assortment of crayons 4. My dogs feces 3. A iPhone with Psychoban installed 2. Hotdogs and hamburgers from 4th of July BBQ 1. Ex-girlfriends high school locker lock
1 Manual for a 1987 geo metro 2 A Christmas tree with no needles 3 Empty tube of toothpaste 4 Balsa wood airplane 5 Deodorant stick that is down to that plastic stopper 6 2004 central division chicago cubs baseball cap 7 1 can of o'douls non alcoholic beer 8 1 unopened bottle of crystal pepsi 9 McCain for president bumper sticker 10 a football signed by the one and only Barbra Walters.
