Professor Natron - The Prologue

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Lounge' started by Natron, Mar 25, 2010.

  1. sizzlakalonji

    sizzlakalonji Moderator
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    No, this started off in the upcoming games thread, but since Natron proved himself to be such an insufferable douche, a mod rightly felt that it needed to be moved and retitled. His posts are so amazingly inane that I almost have to believe that he's a hoax. To believe that they are serious would make me question some basic beliefs I have in humanity.
     
  2. da shiz wiz 19

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    Oh I thought he was talking to himself
     
  3. wootbean

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    the next whiskey bar
    @Natron: they left
     
  4. kijib

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    This guy sounds purty cool
     
  5. steelfires

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    Candy Mountain, Charlie!
    And insufferably stupid.
     
  6. Snodgrass

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    lol what?
     
  7. Random_Guy

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    Australia, mate!
    Who is Natron?
     
  8. kijib

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    hey mods can you make one of these for me?
    simply quote every thing ive ever said during my time here at touch arcade
    it would be a fitting goodbye as i plan to run away and never come back
     
  9. Brazilian Rider

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    I would like to announce to the world that this post proves indecisively that God does exist, as he has answered my long-awaited prayers!
     
  10. Mew2468

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    Lol, I did too.
     
  11. Natron

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    Yeah it sounds like I'm talking to myself because the gay cry baby mod erased all of the ridiculous posts I was responding to that was left by a freeverse marketing employee. Keep in mind all of the advertising done by freeverse on this website and the mods decision to do so is obvious.
    Always happy to be the unsufferable duche - the
    professor.
     
  12. RttaM

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    ^ That's sound hilarious stuff. LULZ.
     
  13. Boardumb

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    1)Babies cry, it's perfectly natural. No need to point it out.

    2)Babies aren't aware of their sexual orientation at that age.

    3)TA would never let a baby be a mod, I doubt they would know how to use the software.

    4)TA is literally raking in millions upon MILLIONS in kickbacks from Freeverse to delete off-topic posts in one single game thread on one website out of the entire vastness of the internet. The veritable dozens of eyes that were shielded from those comments are fueling Freeverse and TA's bid of joining forces to take over the world!!

    BWAH HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA *bites head of kitten* OM NOM NOM NOM NOM

    You keep on fighting that "unsufferable duche" fight, Natron. :rolleyes:
     
  14. da shiz wiz 19

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    Oh I thought this was a joke but if you say so
     
  15. drelbs

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    Just wanted to congratulate Natron for being the first person to call me a mother****er on TA!

    Good Jorb! :)

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  16. iphoneprogrammer

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    and this asshole hasn't been banned yet because?
     
  17. Mondae

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    Perv, why do you care?
    WOW! I agree with you on that, Bud.
     

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