Salutations! We have a new app out this week. Swami Paws, the lolcat who tells the future... with his cat farts! Swami Paws started out as an in-house satire of all the cheesy, dumb, and downright ludicrous apps on the App Store. Over the course of our fooling around, the app took on a (monstrous) life of its own. I think we may have outdone them all in crass absurdity. (Okay, maybe not the "Farting Boobs" app. That's still the apotheosis, IMO!) For discerning connoisseurs of ridiculous apps, we are somewhat mortified to introduce: Swami Paws the LOLcat Fortune Teller Swami Paws - the adorable lolcat mystic who tells the future with his feline flatulence. Just poke his belly, and his gaseous emissions will reveal all! Swami Paws' website: http://swamipaws.goatcartgames.com Swami Paws on the App Store: http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/swami-paws-lolcat-fortune/id362607881?mt=8 And in honor of unleashing Swami Paws on an unsuspecting public, we have promo codes! N9JKMYYPYWW4 RPRF9L9ELTTL 73FYRMT4J6EK 4KKTJEXWJWE3 K6EKT73LK633 LAXTLERRF69R XKHRHT3F43EW T79WPW79RR9H 99X4KNPLK9AL 6X33W6PL76Y3
