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name of the alien: Blarg Action lines: "This...this is my gun...say hello!" "We come in peace...I get the funny feeling like you don't believe us..." "Well, this place looks nice...time to clear out the infestation!" Dying lines: "I thought this planet was populated with chickens...seriously, I wanted a drumstick!" "Why must it always be me???...Oh well, time to respawn now" "I said we come in peace, didn't anyone believe me?" Blarg is from an alien race made primarily of grape jello. You're laughing, why are you laughing? This is a serious story. Anyways, they are made of jello and...QUIT IT! These aliens are a peaceful race, they are simply searching for another planet to call their home after the giant Strawship slurped up their home planet. It was a sad day for the Gorbles, yes, they're called Gorbles...It was a sad day for the Gorbles, since their planet was strawberry flavored, and naturally, the Strawbles love strawberry, so they ate the Gorbles' planet. So, the Gorbles, led by their fearless leader, Blarg, landed their Jello Attack Fighter (this one is lemon flavored, get it, Jello, sounds like yellow... ... ... ...nevermind) on the alien planet Earth to conquer...I mean peacefully populate it. Who would have thought that blowing jello to kingdom come would be so dang hard?
Alien Name: Cleptsii Example Entrance Voice over: "Take me to your leader!" Example Dying Voice over: "I'll be back!"
name: Trklenzit Entry lines: "I'll be rid of you before you can even pronounce my name!" "Yeah, I'm ugly, so sue me!" "That? That ain't a gun...This is a gun!" Exit lines: "9th life don't fail me now!" "So, what happens now? Do I get virgins?" "Ah dang! I forgot to throw the salt OVER my shoulder!" Story: So, Trklenzit (don't even try to pronounce it) comes from a planet in which all the names are made to be as complicated as possible so that no one else can pronounce them. His race is called the Gwalknirts, and it is actually considered offensive to pronounce another's name correctly, so in order to avoid unnecessary offences, they simply make their names too complicated to pronounce correctly. Unfortunately, humans are smarter than most Gwalknirts, so it didn't take long for one naive human linguist to correctly pronounce the name of the Gwalknirts leader, Plerkzetron, who then proceeded to dismember the linguist by foot and declare war on all of humanity. So, that's the dilemma, and now comes the real trouble. Trklenzit is their leader, and he just so happens to feel only one emotion, and he is quite emotional. If only that feeling was love, but no, it's rage, complete and utter rage, toward humans of all races. Good thing Major Pain is their to defend the humans, otherwise they wouldn't have a fighting chance.
hmm, a name for a big purple alien with armor and a gun...how about Garmple Mostly Alive "What are you staring at? Never seen a purple guy with a gun before?" "Wait, wait, don't shoot...I'm unarmed...I'm......Just kidding!" "Why don't you pick on someone your own size? I'm obviously too big for you!" Mostly Dead "I guess you have never seen a purple guy with a gun..." "Well, let's look on the bright side...at least I don't have to be this embarrassing shade of purple anymore!" "Dang, I guess I owe him five bucks..." The Story Garmple is from a race of aliens that all look exactly the same, have the same name, and are called, as a race, Garmples. It's kind of boring, but they sure know how to shoot. Garmple is what you might consider a clone, except that they are born that way. Their planet is scattered with giant eggs, from which all the Garmples emerge. Unfortunately, they seem to keep appearing, and no one, even the Garmples, knows where they come from or who made them. So, they just keep coming, and for some reason they are bent on conquering Earth. Maybe for lack on room on planet Garmple, but the main reason is that Garmples hate anything interesting. They are used to drab, boring things, and they want the whole universe to be drab and boring like them. So, when they find a planet, Earth for instance, that is breaming with interesting life forms, the Garmples simply won't stand for it, and it all must be destroyed...except for california girls, because they are all the same, and the Garmples like things that are all the same and boring, so they are kidnapping all the california girls and turning everything else into trash.
Right here goes: Story: From the distant planet of Hollerackney this alien is a crook in his homeland so what chance has earth got against him? When he overthrew the Holler embassy with his army of 20 men, he took the thousands of men from the embassy and trained them up. Now his aim is a planet called Jett but to get there he has to use earth as a 'Service station' before getting there but he is surprised at the power of earths defence, and how hot their women are (Especially those Californian girls). He knows he will have to fight hard to defeat earth and it's 'Weak inhabitants'.
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Zebulun is a real alien that visited me in the 80's. Vote for him, or he'll return and take back his probe. Ugh.
Do you guys really want to fight sissy aliens? No? You want to fight tough, mean, vicious, blood thirsty aliens with no remorse? Then vote for Vornax! (plus he has a really cool name )
