Kamazar, I will chop you up with my Samurai sword and put you into my little sushi. Then I will proceed to eat all of your babies (9000 of them). Next, i will call up Enviro-Bear to eat you up then throw you outside and start to ground and pound your face.
Do you still have Enviro-Bear's number? I lost it when I jailbroke my iPhone. I need it soon, me and him need to talk.
There he was, at his PC/Mac surfing the Touch Arcade forums in the Lounge section. He was replying to the thread "I-Pod/Phone new shape?". After a dramatic threat from Tzual, he then proceeded to post "This is a wtf moment right here". Tzual then sat down at his PC furiously banging his keyboard like an angry chimp. He started to write down an epic story about Kamazar. And here he was......