other qualifications like being a retard? because i don't remember them saying that's what they wanted, but its what they got. i think our genious buddy beastlyninja, started typing the answer then was like " oh crap, im a retard. i shouldn't be talking about that" and should just keep to yourself before you make yourself sound even more stupid.and should just stay in your little invite only group you made,and talk to yourself
I said one thing. And that was [I can't beat the first boss! IT goes off the screen, blah blah blah]. I don't think that's considered a spoiler or anything... Let's stop arguing and stop this foolishness?
I never said I didn't make the list. How do you know Gamevil hasn't gone through past testers to ask them to participate?
ok, but you shouldn't have even talked about it in the first place. Honestly no one cares that you cant beat the first boss. maybe you just suck at the game?
*and he keeps trying to insult me* No, it's hard. (All I'm Going to "spoil"). Sorry for saying that I'm having trouble with a boss Btw, beat the boss >.>
WOULD EVERYONE JUST SHUT UP ABOUT THE GAME!!!!!!! I MADE A PRIVATE GROUP SO EVERY ONE WOULD STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT SPOILERS!!! TESTERS: STOP TALKING ABOUT IT AND JOIN MY GROUP!!!! NON-TESTERS: STOP COMPLAINING AND VEIW ANOTHER THREAD!!!!mad: gosh you guys are whiners...
Well, when the game starts you're this little guy called 'No-Regret'. You have to go off into the wild with your crazy skills which can be Ninja, Assassin, Paladin, Jesus, God, Beta Tester or most importantly, Enviro-Bear (I picked this one). As Enviro-bear, you start off the game with a car (Specifically a Fiesta). Unfortunately, your other arm was amputated in a terrible hibernation accident. You drive around with one arm, and get fish. After you eat the fish, you use the dead carcasses to make a sort of 'maze' that fire at the oncoming enemies. You must prevent them from reaching your side (which results in damage taken). After that, you're character becomes rather blocky and a dual analog stick system comes up. You must then go around killing "Baldies". These Baldies come in different types: Ice Baldie, Big Baldie, BALDIEZOR!!!, and Medium Baldie. You must kill them all with your unlimited bazooka ammo. The game just goes on like that the entire time. The first boss is a giant Cucumber named 'Jalapeno'.
