Funniest Members on TA are TheBeastlyNinja epic-uber elite comedy crew

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Funniest Member on TA?

  1. The Bat Outta Hell

    20.0%
  2. Filthy Canadian

    13.3%
  3. Hodapp

    13.3%
  4. Kamazar

    26.7%
  5. Sizzlakalonji

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    0.0%
  6. Ledeuche

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  7. Brewstermax

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    0.0%
  8. EDNG

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    0.0%
  9. jchampl

    6.7%
  10. Someone else (Say in the thread)

    20.0%
  1. EpicWar

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    Is this thread about who can be the funniest:p
    Or a good place for chatting?
    I think touch arcade should have chatting! lots of member online everyday!:eek:
     
  2. sizzlakalonji

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    Um....
     
  3. Brazilian Rider

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    Do you know what "spam" is?

    It's a delectable fish treat served in a can crudely marked "SPAM". It never expires and is used in the military.

    Why would I tell you?

    Because the "Chat" as you so modestly called it would be filled with it, resorting in all kinds of fishing which would then UNDERPOPULATE the Spam, after which the CIA would have to come in here and post restrictions on killing Spam, just like they had to do with the Mexicans at the border once the people in Texas realized what guns were.
     
  4. EpicWar

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    Ya... what??
     
  5. sizzlakalonji

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    Damn, I don't know what kind of SPAM they serve in Brazil, but over here in the meatlovin' US of A, our SPAM is a deliciously salty blend of only the finest pig lips and assholes. I can't even imagine a fish version...fins and gills?
     
  6. Brazilian Rider

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    We actually use the skeleton and eyes of the fish.

    Nothing like opening a fresh can of SPAM only to realize it's staring right back at you!
     
  7. EpicWar

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  8. sizzlakalonji

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    I already feel guilty when I eat SPAM. The last thing I need is for it to actually have the ability to look at me when I eat it.
     
  9. CDubby94

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    This is honestly the least funniest thread I've ever read. You guys are just saying stuff to say stuff.

    I don't give a f*ck about spam or any of the other meaningless sh*t you guys have been talking about.

    None of you are funny, so GTFO morons.
     
  10. sizzlakalonji

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    You know what's not "least funniest"? Your lack of command of the English language...now go back to the Minigore waiting room thread.
     
  11. EpicWar

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    No one said this thread is only for making jokes???
     
  12. CDubby94

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    Betty White
    ...

    Wow, just STFU.
     
  13. CDubby94

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    Come talk to me when you make some sense. What are you even trying to say?
     
  14. sizzlakalonji

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    That was brilliant, and just what I'd expect one of the "least smartest" people to say. Now go back to the Pocket God thread. Or mom's basement.
     
  15. CDubby94

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    Good one man. I especially like the part where you keep trying to make fun of me for saying one thing wrong grammar wise.

    Grammar whores aren't funny. Ever.
     
  16. sizzlakalonji

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    Don't worry. Keep posting bullshit and I'm sure I'll find plenty of other things to mention. Oh, here's one...grammar whore makes no sense in any way whatsoever. Douchebag. Now there's a good one. Now, run along CDiddy...don't you have a band to make?
     

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