im definitely looking forward to the asteroid! i always wondered what the meaning in life was and now i know! it's to cook a turkey with an asteroid, and now, i can do it! i have finally been enlightened!
I'm looking forward to torture my turkey with the cranberry sauce. Mess with his mind, make him think I'm gonna eat him.
The Taser would be an awesome weapon to be used because I can't imagine what it's like for a chicken to be tased ! It's gonna be so freakin funny ! + =
Definitely a Slingshot ! What a way to torture it with continuous shots at it non stop ! *evil grinz*
I'm going with the snowball, because I like the snowball in World of Warcraft. What I really want, though, is a Black Hole Gun!
slingshottin' rocks nonstop until i see your turkey feathers drop, and tell ya birds who dun it... Parody of michael's rap in office space intro. don't know actual song name.
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