Hi folks, The TA community has been fantastic with both help and support for Dark Star over the last few months and as a small thank you I'd like to give away a few copies here (I am also running a shameless promotion over at https://twitter.com/WonderfulLemon/status/667103007474098176 so feel free to take a look there as well!) Rules - - Reply to this forum with some terrible poetry about space and explosions (bonus points will be awarded for both rhyming and unicorn references). - Winners will be picked randomly out of a hat and messaged directly sometime around about 22nd of Nov at 6pm GMT Subscribe to the TouchArcade YouTube channel (I've hopefully followed the rules, moderators - please feel free to slap this post around if anything isn't up to code)
I was flying my ship through the stars When others got jealous of my arms So they shot first And I dodged last And our explosion fueled rampage Brought some heavy damage Stars collided Unicorns exploded And it was all because of me I'm not sure why I wrote this but it looks and feels terrible so yeah
Darkstar, oh Darkstar, your graphics are hot, whilst your twitchy controls are annoyingly not. Do not lose hope!, do not despair!, for perhaps an update will bring repair! The bombs be a flying, exploding pastels and so grand, unlike a unicorn, with its head stuck in the sand. Only time will tell, whether tis Squatty Potty cool, or instead, what you leave in the stool. Come on and rejoice, dive in and partake, the effort is real, most definitely not fake.
The outerspace holds the infinite Out of nowhere these bodies were intimate Behold the two unicorns consummate(ing) The thing is they didnt go out on a date So the intimacy police went to see them To check on their personal income But they did not want comply So the police came and castrated them dry Indeed this made the unicorns mad The police was frowning just a tad So the unicorns pulled out their rainbow phasers The police too pulled out his taser Bang bang pow goes these celestial creatures This poem really did give me seizures
I am more into rapping so here is a little terrible piece of work from me Thanks for holding the contest and good luck to everyone P.S Em Kay is my name if you wondered haha
Destruction is great My ship is a beauty, don't hate I will strike you down with force Seems like your ships is freakin horse Don't get in my, this is my dark star If you I will steal your car
A bloody red unicorn named Carolyn Invaded earth with an evil Alien Their ship destroyed by our garrison I love your contest I hope to win!!
Closed! Wow! Thank you all so much for the forum full of rhymes, to dally any longer would be to commit multiple crimes. So with out a delay, and the reason you play, with hat posed, I now announce this competition closed! Your mighty word-smith winners selected by unicorn out of a stylish hat are: Puke Aces paulkane flashsuper diaskeaus vidra Thanks to everyone who was rhymed their little socks off - and now with the English language truly ruined I shall crash and sleep for a week. edit: PM's sent
Well Didnt realise it was a random giveaway.lol.would not have written that long rap and just a silly rhyme like everyone else but anyways jokes aside , congrats to everyone.thanks for the contest
thanks.I am into writing raps , I am not too good but been writing since last 10 years or so.Maybe if i take help from some expert , maybe i can improve my skills Appreciate you liked it
