"Do you have any idea who I am, or is your brain too tiny to have ideas?" "This is definitely going on the internet! You'll never work again!"
Yes, I've actually seen those characters in Hollywood and Venice Beach, as well as the guy at the Pantry [and that's not bragging], but man, why'd you have to show the Marilyn Monroe one! I can't stand her! She's so freaking ugly and old! She doesn't look at all like MM, and when you see her on the street she acts like she thinks she's SO hot! I've actually told her to her face she's ugly and looks like an old chain-smoking bar-hag! LOL!
I'm going to sue you for personal harrassment and uhm...denial of entry into a public drinking establishment!
We're writing up the OpenFeint Achievements for the game at the moment. What do you reckon the chances are of getting away with, "Hold Your Load: last for 2 minutes in Survival Mode"?
Seinfeld is just one of the many awesome pieces of pop-culture we intend to rip off in order to get as many jerk quotes as possible
"If I want you to comment on my looks, I'll stick my hand up your ass and work you like a puppet" Anyone seen The Other Guys?
Heh. Thanks guys, there is some pretty hilarious stuff coming through. Also, just a heads up that we're going to be starting beta testing for Bouncer Boot Out in the next few days so if you're keen, let us know!
Awesome! Thanks heaps. We'll be spending the rest of the week making sure there is a juicy verticle slice of the game for you to play around with so hopefully come Friday we can provide you with some fun weekend distractions
Hi all! Don't forget, our Jerk Quote Competition is still running until the end of this week. If you haven't checked it out, the details are below! It's time to get your jerk on! We're looking for a whole lot of funny, jerk one-liners to add to the end level score screen for Bouncer Boot Out. And we need your help. Check out the image below with a sample quote in it. If you think you can do better (and let's face it, you all can) then post a reply with your best jerk quote you can think of. Enter once. Enter twice. Enter a thousand times. We're looking for the best and funniest and we want to include as many of them in the final version of Bouncer Boot Out as possible. This time next week we'll announce the winner (or maybe even winners) who will be sent a prize pack as well as provided a promo-code on release. So what are you waiting for, jerk? Give us your best!
