This place is so lame tonight. The one time I am going stir crazy from staying in and nothing is going on. So to entertain everyone I thought it would be funny for each person who posts to tell a joke. NO blond jokes. I'll start.......... Q: Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? A: Because his pecker is on his head! okay lame but someone had to start.
Just going to copy+paste ledeuche's joke. So a man walks into the bedroom where his wife is laying, while carrying a sheep under his arm. The man says "honey, I just wanted to show you the fat cow I sleep with when you have a headache". His wife just laughs and says "honey if you weren't such a jackass you'd know that was a sheep under your arms, not a cow" The man chuckles and then says "If you weren't such a presumptuous ***** you'd know I was talking to the sheep".
YAY no blonde jokes! Thank gosh. So heres a riddle for ya: You have two coins that make fifteen cents. One of them is not a nickel. What are the two coins?
