Battle Bears NOPZ: Swag and Secrets (FINAL Door open) and A BIG ANNOUNCEMENT (pg 53)

Discussion in 'General Game Discussion and Questions' started by Lt. Action, Feb 4, 2010.

  1. Lt. Action

    Lt. Action Well-Known Member

    ololololo Oh absolutely it was, an entire TEAM composed of brilliance like none have ever seen, but the e-mail we're using is seen only by me <3

    And NEVER apologize for arousing anyone, no matter how much they SAY it offended them <3<3<3

    Don't give up hope! I'm casting steamy mind waves in your general direction and I've greased them with HAM STOCK so that they fly all the faster. Open wide your brain wrinkles and put to good use the STEAMING FLYING GREASY HAM STOCK MIND BEAMS.

    You can do it! :D
     
  2. le'deuche123

    le'deuche123 Well-Known Member

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    I want Ham stock mind beams:( ....this thread sucks.....I'm going home:(
     
  3. Lt. Action

    Lt. Action Well-Known Member

    Nonono you must stay! I am NOT discreet with my Ham Stock Mind Beams, Ham Stock Mind Beams all around.

    *pewpewpewpewpew*
     
  4. le'deuche123

    le'deuche123 Well-Known Member

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    Mind beams received.......I feel tingly in my no no parts.
     
  5. Brazilian Rider

    Brazilian Rider Well-Known Member

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    Sent me email...

    If it's not the right answer, I'll feed you to your own creation.
     
  6. MKingery

    MKingery Well-Known Member

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    don't you now mean "yes yes parts"?
     
  7. Boardumb

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    As the inaugural winner of this awesome contest, I'm lurking in the shadows, seductively stroking my Golden Ticket and contemplating who will accompany me into this vault of forbidden wonderment where we will allow the fine folks at SkyVu to do unspeakable things to our no no parts.

    I'm not going to lie, I'm biased. I'm pulling for ImNoSuperMan because it was such a photo finish between us last time. And for what it's worth, my no no parts are pulling for le'deuche.

    Who am I kidding? I <3 you all!
     
  8. Lt. Action

    Lt. Action Well-Known Member

    I'm so sorry, BOARDUMB, but to your disappointment, and perhaps delight, the things I am going to conduct in the Vault will NOT be rememebred by anyone of you as the capacity of the human mind cannot accomidate such wonders without breaking completely.

    Your minds will be erased and returned to a child like state. It is a natural defense mechanism, for your health.

    Also, once everyone that NEEDS TO SEND ME THEIR SCREEN NAMES have been included in the roster, there will be only SIX SPACES LEFT.

    Only six more to wrap your grubby phalanges around oneuvtheeeeeeessseeee

    [​IMG]
     
  9. abruce42

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    How do you beat the first boss in Battle Bears? The guy with the bearnades.
     
  10. cathy

    cathy Well-Known Member

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    email sent!
     
  11. minorpane

    minorpane Well-Known Member

    Email sent! :D
     
  12. Lt. Action

    Lt. Action Well-Known Member

    The short answer would be to "win until he dies".

    The longer answer would be "Shoot the flying husks he lobs at you with the rifle, switch to the Jackelope Slingshot in between volleys and pop as many black turds into his huge pink mouth that you can. Rinse and repeat, Namaste and good luck ;D"
     
  13. Lt. Action

    Lt. Action Well-Known Member

    Greetings, one and all, we have new additions to our drawing so, please, hold on to ya butts-

    1. Cheeszandspoon
    2. I'mNoSuperman
    3. aznriceboi13
    4. SECRET IDENTITY (pending e-mail)
    5. Eggzbacon
    6. DaShizWhiz19
    7. Hitch
    8. Evilhomer
    9. eyemh8
    10. Spidey146
    11. Ouisch
    12. Mudkipz223
    13. cathy
    14. Entropic
    15. Minorpane
    16. Brazilian Rider
    17. *v*
    18. >__>
    19. >__O
    20. 6__9

    Well would you look at that! You turkeys have almost filled up the entire list! Four more names and the drawing will be COMPLETE. Again, if you don't see your screen name and you sent an e-mail to me already, send me another one, dummy.

    Also, the drawing will be held WEDNESDAY. Proooobably around 2pm central time....

    ... still don't know how I'm going to do the drawing... Maybe I'll make little voodoo dolls of everyone, put them all in a bag and perform Fiddler on the Roof in its entirety, playing every character myself. The LAST person to come here to beg for my mercy will be "drawn" from the bag and rewarded.

    Or maybe I'll just use dice or something, who knows? IT'S A MYSTERY! ;D
     
  14. le'deuche123

    le'deuche123 Well-Known Member

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    I want to be on the list, but the url is all scrambled and that limits my ability to direct my electronic message to you for your reading pleasure.:(
     
  15. pajo_ojap

    pajo_ojap Well-Known Member

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    Hopefully not to late and have the right answer. Just sent an email.
     
  16. Lt. Action

    Lt. Action Well-Known Member

    #96 Lt. Action, Feb 23, 2010
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    That IS a dilemma, isn't it? It would have been MUCH EASIER if the url wasn't scrambled and amongst a tangled mess of the same colored wires.

    It happens sometimes, though. I go to type out a simple url and I end up accidentally illustrating a large, semi-complex image presented as a puzzle for forum users to deduce, solve and make correct once again. It's really all my fault but it's out of my hands for now :C It's up to you! If you DON'T solve it, uhh, I dunno, Skynet will happen or something.

    You really want that on your conscience?

    Also, you have only ONE MORE CHANCE TO SAVE THE FUTURE: CHANGE THE WORLD.

    THE LIST!

    1. Cheeszandspoon
    2. I'mNoSuperman
    3. aznriceboi13
    4. Cron
    5. Eggzbacon
    6. DaShizWhiz19
    7. Hitch
    8. Evilhomer
    9. eyemh8
    10. Spidey146
    11. Ouisch
    12. Mudkipz223
    13. cathy
    14. Entropic
    15. Minorpane
    16. Brazilian Rider
    17. xVietx
    18. pajo_ojap
    19. Negamaki
    20. 6__9

    Last edited by Lt. Action; Today at ROCK O' CLOCK 'cause what he want done GET DONE.
     
  17. Negamaki

    Negamaki Well-Known Member

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    Nothing like being second to last... :D
     
  18. Lt. Action

    Lt. Action Well-Known Member

    Worry not, Negamaki, the list of participants does not accurately reflect what is in my heart <3
     
  19. Negamaki

    Negamaki Well-Known Member

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    Nothing like being first... :D
     
  20. Random_Guy

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    Australia, mate!
    What's the new update that just came out?
     

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