Are your girlfriends jealous of your iDevice, because you're constantly on it? Would you give up your iDevice if she gave you an ultimatum? Not only would I not give up my iPhone for her, I would boot her ass out the door in the most literal sense [teehee], but not before I give her one good last bang. What about the rest of ya?
And you sir are softer than wet toilet paper. There are other pussies than these! I can't even begin to fathom your retarded thought process.