No I'm serious cuz the global warming is causing the earth to get hot so all the ladys want him so he tried to bust a move but instead caused mass devastation...duh
If you're going to have a thread everytime someone buys a new game or loses internet connection, then I don't see what's wrong with having a thread for a 5.9 earthquake.
Listen it all has to do with the alien labs underground... Don't believe me? Well it's all connected, chem trails, NWO, Aliens EVERYTHING!!! They are working on weather control in conjunction with the aliens... They even have a secret base underneath the Denver international airport, as well as a HUGE hub/base under the desert in Dulce new mexico... Don't believe it?! YOU SHOULD! In fact there was even a war with the humans against the aliens down there... 2012, Health care, war, earthquakes, global warming... IT'S ALL A CONSPIRACY!!! *Removes Tin-foil hat* Get your bug out bags ready boys, the end is neigh!
Actually 4th - Haiti, Chile, Taiwan and Turkey, All >5.9+ And I explained what's going on in the post above yours...